NYC: 1

The problem with roaming is

that you run the risk of getting heatstroke.

But then you find kombucha on tap and both you and your intestine are replenished.

your feet get sore from walking, so you buy new shoes while hoping that the sweat dripping down your back doesn't leave a big wet spot on the back of your shorts.

You're already foreign.

You get used to eating by yourself and contemplate cultural ideologies and wonder which of yours transfer where and what you should be insecure or apologetic about. Then you stop thinking about that and tip 15% before crossing the street to take a picture of the imperialistic mural that you will later post on fb.